starbusters:

greelin:

raccoons and their… little hands

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fofoblankets:

otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Hey quick question do people actually wear jeans indoors at home? Like, as a casual thing to wear? As in you don’t plan on going out or anything you just put jeans on.

so many of you are saying yes what the fuck

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h0odrich:

kinkajou:

h0odrich:

literally everything sounds better in Spanish

And even more so in Italian

nadie te pregunto pinche pendejo

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princessnijireiki:

dredsina:

Michael bublé wants to be frank Sinatra but he’s never tried to have woody Allen killed

#reblog until michael buble is forced to live up to franks good name

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poorlytimed:

transjemder:

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

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baconandmegz:

atrickstertype:

october31st1981:

amysantiagone:

drarrysinful:

october31st1981:

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

Tom Riddle: *straight up murdered someone*

Dumbledore: *keeps an annoyingly close eye on*

hagrid got expelled for keeping one (1) spider under his bed

Hagrid got expelled because his spider was blamed for one (1) murder

Hagrid got expelled because he was half giant and they found a convenient excuse.

tea

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